Journal:Break from the normal breakfast routine

I think I'll eat some tofu for breakfast. It'll be easy!	Hmmm; this fork is bent.	I think I'll use my super strength to bend it back!
Time passes. Rinsing an injury and passing out are involved.
Hmmm; I seem to have lost consciousness.	I passed out while rinsing this off in the sink.
But it's only this deep.	After a couple minutes' of pressure, it's fine.	After a couple of bandages, I'm fine!